Dear Frederick. Thank you for your nice letter. But I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping communist dicksuck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddie. War is the motherfucking answer.
Colbert pulled me aside and said to me that he wouldn’t have the confidence in this war that he had if it weren’t for Fick. That was the first time I’d heard anything like that. It kind of surprised me because, you know, you don’t usually hear a sergeant say something like that. — Evan Wright, “Screwby” commentary
Ray: Brad, Brad! Listen. You used to rake the fucking shag carpet in your parents house when you were a kid. You used to rake it so all of the fibers would go in the same direction. That is totally type-A, OCD behavior Bradley. It’s just fucking…it’s kind of pathetic.
Brad: I did it once, Ray, ONCE! And, the point is…
Ray: The point is, Brad, you’re so fucking cute when you’re angry.